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« on: April 15, 2011, 04:21:45 04:21 »

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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2011, 09:34:22 09:34 »

LOL 

A hotdog joke, told with relish! 
It'll take quite a joke to ketchup to that one.
Everyone mustard this one before though.
Hopefully don't get in a pickle over a religious joke here.
Oh this reply is getting cheesey.
And peppered with bad food puns.
But even a sauerkraut would be chuckling by now.
Ohhhh, enough of this terrible bunishment.
But I truly did relish the joke.
How 'bot them tomatoes.

I submitted 5 of these to a contest,
then submitted 5 more,
in hopes at least one would win.
No pun in ten did.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2011, 06:21:57 18:21 »

I'd say that was funny, but it would be Dalai.
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