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« on: May 24, 2011, 10:20:54 22:20 »
A wife says to her programmer husband,

"Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk.
And if they have eggs, get six."

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.

The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?"

"They had eggs."
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 05:18:14 05:18 »
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science

(oldvan's joke is better)
By the way. I stole your joke, claimed it as mine and posted it three different places this evening.
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 09:20:03 09:20 »
The joke is now officially released by me under GNU GPL copyleft.   

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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 11:16:52 11:16 »
We had a programmer who has Asperger syndrome , and that is the kind of thing he would have done.
He could never cover mistakes up, he would just drop you in it, plus you could never wind him up, he never seen the funny side, ever.
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