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« on: March 12, 2014, 10:30:42 22:30 »

  *WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?*

        A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A
LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A
RUB.
        TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED
THREE WISHES.
        THE GUY MAKES THE THREE COMMON WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.

        THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-
COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
        AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS
FABULOUS HOUSE.
        SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING CRINKLES UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN
AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.



        THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.



        HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU
KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A
ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
        AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S
THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.
        ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE
FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE
LOVE TO..
        I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.



        BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 12:26:54 00:26 »

haw haw haw !!!   nice joke
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 01:40:08 13:40 »

A black guy after reading the above post goes in search of the blonde genies.
Knowing he will ask for the right wishes and not make the same mistake.

After a long time in the desert he finds them, and demands his three wishes.
loads of water, loads of pussy, and to be white.
after a flash...
he finds himself in the ladies toilet as a bidet.

thinks, all such jokes are in bad taste.
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