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« on: December 25, 2010, 09:51:04 21:51 »

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2010, 08:45:40 20:45 »

This means women needs more tuning, have lots of controls to understand how to use and outputs to measure and analyze, so don't bother Grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2011, 02:14:44 02:14 »

i try to patch women, but no success. all units are very specific.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2011, 05:12:46 05:12 »

This shows womans difficult to tune. lot more buttons. do some trials and then may be you got success
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 05:27:49 05:27 »

I've heard rumors of this being a useful tuning tool:
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 01:25:17 13:25 »

This shows womans difficult to tune. lot more buttons. do some trials and then may be you got success


You will never succeed Wink

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 02:30:40 14:30 »

all time i do wrong thing. women are mixed analog/digital design... maybe complete redesign to digital technology can solve problem. Grin
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 04:36:22 16:36 »

Looks like there is a serious error in the description. Most, if not all, women do not have an 'off' switch, at least not one which mutes the voice. Sad
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 08:24:23 20:24 »

I think this is when they sleep Smiley

Or you can think of this switch as shorted out Grin
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2011, 08:27:06 20:27 »

They may well have an off switch, but it's most likely labeled as somthing else. and by the way you should see the size of the power supply, it's round the back. and they are heavy maintenance too.
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 03:16:29 03:16 »

The man switch actually has a wire soldered between its two contacts.  

I never could figure out how the other one is wired, but I do know the final switch is normally off and seems to only be a momentary on.  The whole works can get really messed up to where it interferes with the normal operation of the man unit - bloody well seems like every month.  

Woman boxes do seem to respond to digital stimulus, though you may get shocked if things get wet.  

And, if you go to places like Thailand, you'll see a lot of transformers in the front.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2011, 06:55:11 18:55 »

Sorry to say this, but all of you get confused about this test box.

At first, MAN unit looks very simple but actually very complex because you donít know what will happen after the switch is turn on. There are circuits with analog, digital, GPS, digital camera, iPhone, iPod and a missile Guidant system. If you mess with his women, he will use his tools to record all actions you do with his wife, Analog, digital circuit will analyze and when he concludes that you really did do something with his wife, than a missile will send to your house. BOOM, you are dead.

The women unit is very simple even thought looks very complex. There are only FOUR probes to hook-up to the women; two on her nibbles, one on her head and one on her CENTRAL PART. It is very easy to tune the women (infact, any women). Here are the procedures of how to tune the women with this unit:

With On/Off button to off position:
1-   All knobs to CCW except the two large knobs on the top left and right must turn to center position.

Now turn on the switch to ON:
1-   Hook up the two signals output in the rear of the box to the scope
2-   Turn the second largest knob, the top in the middle to about 3. This start on her little brain (wait for about 3 minute for her brain to stable).
3-   Turn the second largest knob, the bottom one to about 5. This is where the fun begins. The signal connected to her little xxx part start to transmit a mixed signal of square, sawtooth and sine wave with a voltage about 30 volts (the red knob to controlling the current Ė only 5mA).
4-   Her eyes start to have some motion even still close.
5-   Her hands hold on the bed sheet and start to tighten up.
6-   Turn the pink knob slowly (very slow) and watch her belly. It is tithing.
7-   The red LED start blinking at a rate of 1HZ (will be 0.5Hz later).
8-   Now is the time to turn the two largest knobs on the top. As the frequency increase, her tongue sticking out and vibrate like a rattle snack. Her breathing is heavy and her body release a very sexually smell. WARNING: TO AVOID BEING EMBRARIUS WITH YOUR COWORKER, WERE VERY LOOSE PANT (put on your coat is better).

I am sorry to stop the procedure here to do something else. I just leave her here with the unit ON. I will continue when I get back.

Happy tuning

Tom
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2011, 10:54:07 22:54 »

This flowchart may offer some help?

FLOWCHART...
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 01:13:32 01:13 »

Hi oldvan,

My tune is in the direction of NOISE on the good side. Thank for the flowchart.
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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2011, 11:55:21 11:55 »

A couple of weeks early, but let's see it make the rounds by then....

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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2011, 03:17:42 15:17 »

In my opinion, the main problem is that the women unit isn't provided with a manual instruction.

so you have to "play" with all the buttons and try to find/imagine how it work.
but be realist: you'll never found the correct adjustment/setting
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2011, 08:44:17 08:44 »

Great post! Woman unit instruction guide is made overseas, and unreadable.
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2011, 05:50:18 17:50 »

Bad news, the woman is dead.

When I came back a day after, the woman was not breathing. I touch her chest, found no heart beat and her body was icy cool. The associate of mine was no where to found; but his underware was on the floor.

I am under investigate for what was wrong???

Hello! any police on line!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2012, 07:54:19 07:54 »

It looks that women don't use sonsivri.
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