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« on: February 19, 2010, 12:38:09 00:38 »

There were a crying 45 years old men sit on the front porch of his house. Pulping cigarette and sipping coffee but his eyes full of tears.
A friend stopped by and asked him “why are you crying? You just get married yesterday?”
The groom said “I feel sorry for my self after last night”
The friend asked “What you sorry for? Your new wife miss treated you?”
The groom answer “I feel sorry because I missed all that good stuff for all that years”
The friend laughs “he! He! So, why you are sitting here? Go in and do some more to make up for it he! he!”

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Do you know why and what he missed for all those years?

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 05:45:14 17:45 »

Do you know why and what he missed for all those years?
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 01:29:33 13:29 »

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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 02:58:26 14:58 »

No you all missed it.



She took his van keys off him.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 06:01:58 18:01 »

No, he still has his key but he run out of gas.
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 09:26:25 21:26 »

It's just misfiring really badly.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 08:01:32 08:01 »

OK, which of yous had too may to drink and on the way past the van...

The exhaust has a strange yellow color.
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 09:05:13 09:05 »

That car got UNLEADED for sure
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 09:33:54 09:33 »

and no smoke at all..!!
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 03:23:00 15:23 »

his keys is rusty.
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