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« on: October 22, 2009, 09:50:25 21:50 »

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have
to sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her
seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen
to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde?, I'll handle this, I'm married
to a blonde, I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in
her ear.

She says "Oh, I'm sorry," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he
said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 09:54:10 09:54 »

LMAO!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 11:10:23 23:10 »

[falsetto]
And here I am thought that first class goes to Hollywood!!
I must be blonde!  Cheesy  Cheesy
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You must have meant the "blonde" aussie woman pickit2!  Grin
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