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donno
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« on: February 07, 2008, 11:52:26 11:52 »

Dickson's Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said "Quit while you're ahead"?

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was
H20 Was H2SO4.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better
lawyer.

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.  After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to  listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
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osuat
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 04:01:38 16:01 »

good adviceses
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Mike G
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 06:43:53 18:43 »

I will keep it in mind then :p
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telbozan
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 10:09:07 10:09 »

good phone ...
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PabloJulio
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 04:18:01 04:18 »

jejeje it's good---
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hammy
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 06:56:48 18:56 »

good advice....keep it up.
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janleo15
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2008, 04:26:02 16:26 »

Nice one!! Wink
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denis_k
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 08:08:46 20:08 »

it is nice!
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johnny666
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 03:38:34 03:38 »

just don't speak other womens names in your sleep, or you'll have hell to pay! LOL  nice jokes.
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