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« on: January 30, 2008, 02:09:17 14:09 »

1) choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
2) you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
3) in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
4) the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
5) at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
6) you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
7) you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
Cool you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
9) you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
10) you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.
11) you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
12) you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
13) you know what "http://" stands for.
14) you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.
15) you see a good design and still have to change it.
16) you spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
17) you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
18) you think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
19) you window shop at Radio Shack
20) your laptop computer costs more than your car
21) your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
22) you've already calculated how much you make per second.
23) you've tried to repair a $5 radio.
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 04:14:47 04:14 »

hahhahah mm i think that i´m an engineer Grin
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 12:22:34 12:22 »

Ha ha ha  that was very good. I can imagine what comes next after you do nr 6
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 06:57:45 18:57 »

You don't know where the sides of your computer case are!
People tell you to "shut up" because you point out the mistakes in the physics of the movies
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2010, 01:50:09 01:50 »

Your wife snarls at you because you fall asleep during movies but easily remain awake for hours or even days on end working on a program or a circuit board design & layout.
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2010, 07:11:48 19:11 »

you love to watch national geographic's  Mega Builders  and discovery channel's Mythbusters than HBO ... Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2010, 08:53:15 20:53 »

# The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
# You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
# The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
# You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
# You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.
# You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
# You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.
# You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
# You have never backed up your hard drive.
# You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
# You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
# You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
# You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
# You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
# Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
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