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« on: January 23, 2008, 10:11:58 10:11 »

Father to son : Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam mein first aayi hai.

Son to father : usko hi to dekhta tha.... tabhi to fail ho gaya.......
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How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???






get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can xtract iron ore!!
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How do u make a flying cobra land?





Just say NAGALAND!!!
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Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview..

they enquired him about his

"success ka raaz" ..




he calls Robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird, eagle )"

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Robert immediately brings the baaz..




Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath ..

Mona carries out his order..



he asks Mona to put the baaz on his hand..



he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz..



and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...




all the journalists are lost..

how come this is your success ka raaz...
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" Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "
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ON ONE SCOOTER 3 MEN WERE GOING, SO TRAFFIC POLICE SHOWED HIS HAND,
ONE MAN SAID: WE R ALREADY 3 , SORRY JAGAH NAHI HAI...
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what dyou call a mustang in india







MUS RASNA haha understood tang n rasna haha
 
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Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for

all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an

apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.

So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram

opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan

standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking

but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?

Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?" (10 head is sometimes a problem)
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Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
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How to frustrate your Doctor!
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some
cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"

MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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