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« on: January 23, 2008, 10:07:02 10:07 »

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegiā€¦
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A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
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Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
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Santa and Banta were good hunters, Santa killed only Lions & Tigers and Banta killed only Deers.
Once Banta asked Santa,"How is that you only kill lions & tigers and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick."
Santa told him just go to a cave and imitate the noise of a sheep the lion comes out of the cave and shoot him then that quite easy. After two months Santa got the news that Banta was in the hospital. On questioning him he exclaimed that he did the same thing that he was told by Santa. He went outside a big cave and imitated the noise of a sheep but he did not know that Rajdhani Express was coming out from the cave

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