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Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn
as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows:
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since
Time = Money, we have:
Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless
of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Conclusion 2: This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 03:42:53 15:42 » |
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veeeeery good
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 04:21:42 16:21 » |
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true...
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2007, 03:46:44 15:46 » |
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Only bad thing : NO work --> NO Money, a 0 on numerator rules !! Will have to rework that equation .......  Greetings Francisco |
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2007, 10:05:03 22:05 » |
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Dancing pants and leotards, that's what I'm talkin' about!
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 02:26:26 14:26 » |
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Very good! i'll show it to my boss |
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 08:49:41 20:49 » |
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from my side i want to say,
all geneus engineers hidden from merket,
they didnt get any credit from merket, (all credit goes to boss)
and also money.
i think that.
masud
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 11:23:35 23:23 » |
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And what is an engineer's only hope? I'll tell you: labor unions. But most engineers think they're "professionals" and above labor unions. Then whine that they don't receive a fair share of money, credit or job security. It's that simple.
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 12:38:30 12:38 » |
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Good point... A lot of major technically based companys are based on the knowledge and ingenuity of a few engineers and designers.
The rest are only there to manage the profit from these few engineers.
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 07:40:13 19:40 » |
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very true
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2007, 12:39:17 00:39 » |
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Superb!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2007, 02:41:03 14:41 » |
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The difference b/w engineer and business executives, sales people & Management is engineer know more every thing from basic to advance than those people i think,for example such as industrial engineering who work in a factory,they can know from the basic about procession and work instruction but those people don't know in this knowlegd .In my oppinion
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 03:55:41 15:55 » |
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I think, it is our fault, engineers. We should start learning hoe to use our knowledge to make money. What do you say?
Cheers,
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2007, 05:09:46 05:09 » |
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The really intelligent people are those people who knows how to use people more intelligent than them |
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2007, 09:10:20 21:10 » |
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exelent,
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2008, 10:39:11 22:39 » |
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OOOOH!
Very good demontration.
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