Is this best done in Proteus, Eagle or Orcad?

[oldvan]

Found this on the 'Net.  Someone musta been real bored.

[pickit2]

Thats a page from the recipe book fro WillyWizz Beer.
I used a 666 timer, As its a devil of a job timing the mash for BillyWizz beer.
The holy water, was taken from the  local church, there is a spring in the wall, by the grave yard.
Some times it's black water, just after a clowd burst Just after that warm front, but thats good for making a Dark Irish BillyWizz Beer.
also Damn thing don't work if you loose the magic smoke, Damn too many trade secrets are out there.

[Stefan3v]

  has a short circuit at L1
is made in ORCAD ver.x.xy
in Proteus looks like this:
:lol: