Beer vs Religion

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!

    10.  No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
     9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
     8.  Beer has never caused a major war.
     7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
         themselves.
     6.  When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
         trying to give it away.
     5.  Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
         tortured over their brand of Beer.
     4.  You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
         Beer.
     3.  There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
     2.  You can prove you have a Beer.
     1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
         help you stop.